March 24, 2008

The problems with GIRLS


Is it true?????

The problems with GIRLS :

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , She says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , She says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't , She says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with her, She says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , She says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE ;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
If u don't L ove her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her! , she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love her;
If u do !! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM , she says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a DADDY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If she BREAKS her, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES , she is MODERN .
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL , it's BRAINS . If u HURT her, u are CRUEL ;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!& sooo hard to please !!!!!
If girls read this, they will swear that it's not true.......
If guys read this, they would laugh.
The moral of the story is.......
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

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